There’s no doubt that Veil technology has become an integral part of our lives. Over the past two decades, Veilcorp has become the largest corporation the world has ever seen and partnerships with the megacorp have become essential to businesses in most major cities. Virtually all travel is done through a Veilcorp facility and here on Maui, almost 98% of goods arrive through the veil. With such a complete integration into our daily lives, you might wonder if it’s possible to do anything without putting a few dollars into Veilcorp’s pockets. A new group says that it is not only possible, but they’ll teach you how to do it and pay you $2,000 if you can go a week “Veil-Free”.
Veil-Free is the brainchild of well known anti-Veilcorp pundit and founder of VeilWatch Tim Durney. Unlike his watchdog organization, Veil-Free isn’t concerned with releasing internal documents or classified government memos. Instead, Veil-Free teaches those who sign up for the program strategies for uncoupling their lives from Veilcorp on a sprawling 100-acre farm. Better yet, they pay participants $2K for completing the week-long course. Durney says, “We like to keep the farm a positive place and try to not say the company’s name if at all possible after orientation.”
“Unsafe and Unregulated, Veil technology is one of the greatest dangers to our world today, unfortunately through backroom government agreements, and illegal business practices Veilcorp has wormed its way into most of our lives. So much so that most people can’t fathom how they’d live without it. That’s what the farm is about. It’s a way to remind everyone that life existed before Veilcorp, and you can easily live a Veil-Free life if you know what to do and who to do business with.
Our beautiful 100-acre farm is a great place to learn how to find sustainable local food and business options, as well as learn the cleansing power of our green pineapple drinks and supplements. We demonstrate how much you can cut into your grocery bill with small food plots perfectly sized for any backyard and free of any 127 contamination. The staff teaches you how to spot a company that does business with Veilcorp and how to chip away at Veilcorp’s stranglehold one small business and drink at a time. Veil-Free is all about teaching you how to live your best and most socially responsible life, and unlike most schools or programs we pay you at the end.”
Veilcorp COO Lisa Hunt, of course, has a different take on the Veil-Free program, calling it “a cult designed to sell questionable health supplements”. She says, “I’ll be brief as possible because Tim has already gotten enough publicity out of this little stunt. The fact is Veil technology has been proven safe for decades now. Indeed, Veilcorp has forever changed the world, but for the better. Medicines can now get where they need to go instantly. Relief and aid workers can respond to a disaster in seconds. Exploring other countries and cultures has never been easier, and for those of us who remember traveling in a jet, well I don’t have to explain how much better travel is now. People lived before we had vaccines and modern medicine too, but I wouldn’t call their lives better. Tim should save himself the $2K a head, put down the pineapple potions, and buy himself some perspective.”
Reviews from Veil-Free participants have been widely mixed with some lauding the program as a responsible path to the future, while others say the daily classes are nothing more than real-time infomercials for pineapple based health supplements. One thing that everyone seems to agree on however is how nice the $2,000 payout is at the end. The money is what initially interested John Driscol, but the Lahaina resident says he’s not sure if he’d go through the program again. “Getting paid to not do something seemed like the kind of thing I’d excel at, but it was really lame, and the supplements made me sick,” he says.
“I mean on paper it seemed great. Just kind of hang out and not veil someplace for a week while a passionate person talks to you about what they’re passionate about. Get a $2K check at the end. It sounded like something I could do. While I try to not get passionate about too many things, I don’t mind when someone else does as long as I don’t have to be part of the conversation. It turned out that the thing they were most concerned about was getting us to try these green pineapple drinks that were supposed to “flush the 127 out of our systems”. I don’t know how much 127 I had in there before, but there must have been some because it was pretty explosive. After 2 or 3 of those drinks, it was all gone, along with anything else I might have had in me.
Also, we couldn’t do anything or frequent any business that had any ties to Veilcorp. Do you know how many companies have a partnership or do marketing events with Veilcorp? It’s like all of them! I couldn’t get food delivered or get a car to drive me to the beach. It was a week of eating whatever happened to be coming up in those little garden plots, braving yet another green drink or eating a pineapple hull bar. After the drink, I didn’t have the heart to try the bars. I had to take the bus everywhere, surrounded by the kind of people that ride the bus and make do with surplus single-ply toilet paper. It’s was a nightmare!
On top of that, we could only go to like a dozen approved locations on the island and only use really old gaming systems. They had all these tips on how to have fun at home with your family, and I was like “Who the hell wants to spend leisure time with those people?” I see them every day, but at least they mostly leave me alone and never try to sell me stuff to improve my health. Not doing something was never so brutal! By the end, I felt like I was trapped in an infomercial on a channel I’d never watch. On my last day, I told them that they owed me more than just $2K for my emotional distress, but they took away my complimentary cleanser and told me to leave. I’m not sure I learned anything other than the unfortunate power of green pineapples and how thankful I am for delivery drones. Next time I’m going to not do something someplace else for money.”
