At the request of program specialist Gary, and against my better judgment, I have been hard at work assessing the feasibility of a menehune domestication program for the Lahaina Merchants […]
The Menehune Domestication Program is a Misguided Failure
Tag: Trent Rowder
Request: Could You Please Reset the Automated Lab Assistant?
Dear Main Office, One of the reasons I wanted to do my internship in Lahaina was because I read about your amazing lab assistant CERA. Vereserum was, and still is, […]
I’m In Dire Need of New Staff and Supplies
Dear Main Office, I won’t beat around the bush. Things here are grim and I am in dire need of food and equipment. My replacement Kānaka assistants have turned on […]
The Dance of the Menehune
Dear Main Office, It has been quite a while since my last communication warning of my co-workers lack of focus, and failure to follow proper lab protocols. Since I didn’t […]
Researcher’s Journal Details Progress of SSHAM Plague at Lahaina Facility
March 3, 2082– It’s been 5 months since I sent a detailed list of my co-workers infractions to the corporate office. Their unprofessional attitude and lack of drive continue despite […]
My Work Environment Has Become Untenable
Dear Main Office, I was touring the Vereserum facility in Lahaina when the catastrophe hit. Fresh out of college and looking for an internship, Vereserum was my first choice. I […]
