Lawai’a and the Whale

Even though many of them are sick from the big accident, the Kānaka are really good hunters and fisherman. They are also great storytellers. They use their stories to help remember people who have died and to teach lessons. One of my favorites is the story of Lawai’a and the Whale. It is probably based on a real person but parts of it seem a little fishy to me.

The Kānaka have a long history of being excellent canoe builders but none of them were as good as Lawai’a. His long canoes were just as straight and strong as the short ones, and they could handle even the biggest waves. Nobody wants to go far out to sea, but if you had to, you wanted to be in a canoe that Lawai’a built.

Lawai’a took pride in his creations, but what he really wanted was to be a good fisherman. You see, while he was easily the best canoe builder on the whole island, maybe ever, he was a terrible fisherman. In fact, Lawai’a had never caught a fish or crab in his entire life. Even when he was asked to collect limpets from the rocks he came back with the smallest basket. All of the fishermen wanted one of his canoes, but none wanted to go fishing with him. As far as they were concerned he was cursed. He would spend every day the same way, building canoes in his shop by himself, and dreaming of becoming a fisherman.

The fracture didn’t just kill things on the land, it devastated the waters too. After the accident most of the big fish disappeared and the Kānaka had to live on crabs, small reef fish, and the occasional big prize that would swim too close to shore looking for food.

One spring the fishing was particularly bad, and the people worried that they might not get enough food to make it through the summer. What little hope they had disappeared when they saw the whale. Nobody had seen one since the day everything stopped working. The villagers knew that the whale would eat all the little fish they depended on. They were scared and didn’t know what to do. But Lawai’a said he had a plan.

He said he had an old harpoon that he found in the ruins of the whaler’s village to the North. He would take his biggest and strongest canoe out past the reef and kill the whale. The fishermen thought he was crazy but they didn’t have a better plan. The villagers wished him luck, and had a big party before sending him off. Nobody expected to see him again.

It didn’t take Lawai’a long to find the giant beast. He watched it herd the fish into tight balls before diving beneath and engulfing the whole school with its gigantic mouth. The closer he got the more he shook in fear, but he knew that everyone was counting on him so he tried to be brave. He finally got close enough and let the harpoon go. Lawai’a very first throw was true and it hit the whale mid-tail. The big animal sped off out to sea and the coiled rope hissed at it spun out. In less than a minute the rope went taught and the canoe lurched forward knocking Lawai’a down. He was speeding out to sea.
Lawai’a stayed attached to the whale for 3 days. They went around islands and over reefs. The whale tried diving deep and sinking the canoe but Lawai’a had brought enough rope for even the deepest spots. They swam through a storm but even crashing down the biggest waves wasn’t enough to loosen the harpoon. Finally the whale was getting tired and asked Lawai’a why he had stabbed him.

Lawai’a told the whale about how hungry the Kānaka were and about how bad the fishing had become. The whale listened to Lawai’a and offered him a deal. If he promised to remove the harpoon, the whale would promise to not come back to the Kānaka’s fishing grounds, and he would teach Lawai’a how to find and catch fish. Lawai’a thought about it, looked at how little water he had left to drink, and agreed.

The first day, the whale showed Lawai’a were the black crabs lived now and how to catch them. Lawai’a filled a third of his canoe full of them. He told the whale how he chose which trees would make the best canoes. He talked about which chisels he liked best and how to make lacquer while they looked for crabs.

On the second day, the whale explained how smart the octopus had become since the fracture. He taught Lawai’a how to disguise his traps with shells the same way the Kānaka still do today. By that evening another third of the canoe was filled with food. Lawai’a told the whale about his family and the first girl he loved. He talked about how his father taught him his craft and how he still dreamed of his mother’s cooking.

The third day, the whale explained that a deep canyon had formed after the accident and that the butterfish now swam there. He took Lawai’a to a good place to fish for them, and before long they had caught a dozen. Unfortunately, the canoe was becoming so full that there wasn’t much room for the Lawai’a. The whale saw this and offered to help again. He told Lawai’a that he could keep fishing until his canoe was completely full and he could sleep on the whale’s back that evening. Lawai’a agreed.

That night as the whale swam back to the village Lawai’a sat and looked at his full canoe in the moonlight. He wondered if it would be enough to get invited on fishing trips in the future. He told the whale how all the other fishermen thought he was cursed. The whale told him about his life and the secrets of the sea. All through the night the pair shared stories.

As the sun rose they saw people already casting nets in the surf. The whale told Lawai’a that its name was Hilina`i and that if he ever needed help again to paddle out to where they met and call his name. Lawai’a thanked him and plunged his harpoon into the whales blowhole.

The villagers could barely believe their eyes. Not only had Lawai’a killed the whale, but he had ridden him into shore with a canoe full of food behind him. Lawai’a told them what he had learned. The Kānaka divided the whale and all the rest he brought in the canoe. From that day on Lawai’a was known as the best fisherman on the island.

For the rest of his life Lawai’a would go out every week to the spot where he had met the whale and call the animal’s name. While he got his wish and was now also known as the greatest fisherman of all time, he still wasn’t invited to go on trips. The other fisherman were scared he would show them up or worse, they’d have a bad catch while fishing with the legend he had become. Lawai’a hoped that one day Hilina`i’s spirit would answer his call for help. He longed for those days they spent together fishing and talking. Lawai’a learned that what he had really wanted all those years wasn’t to be known as a good fisherman, it was to have someone he could call a friend.

Akamai Mahelona
4th Grade
Pu`u School Lahaina

Lahaina Facing a Whaler Shortage

The Lahaina City Council says they are facing an emergency whaler shortage, and have voted to offer potential applicants a generous compensation package should they be willing to fill the role. Dozens of historical reenactors where hired in late 2047 as part of a Whaler Village revitalization project. While the program has been a hit with the tourists, the inclusion of whalers has always been a point of contention with some. Now, after a series of high profile incidents involving radical environmentalists, Lahaina has found themselves without anyone willing to play the part.

From the very beginning some have complained about the inclusion of the whalers, arguing that the city shouldn’t be “romanticizing” the industry’s history in Maui. However, backers of the program say that long before Veilcorp built their facilities, or visitors came for the beaches and sun, the whaling industry built what we now call Lahaina. While there were a handful of boycotts and protests, the whalers became a fixture in the village. That all began to change early this year with a number of troubling incidents.

One ex-whaler who wishes to remain anonymous says, “Things got really bad around the first of the year when the humpbacks started coming back to breed. Many of us had our car windows smashed out and tires slashed. We started getting hate mail and threats. Our personal information was released. You never knew what was going to happen next, but when they grabbed Gary and took him out in the harbor it was the last straw. I’m just trying to put myself through college, and hone my craft, not drown because I’m pretending to be some guy who did a job that people hate. I don’t think there’s anything that could convince me to grab my harpoon, and come back.”

Though the radical environmentalist group Gaia Guard has taken credit for the kidnapping of Gary Puniwale, police say they are still investigating the matter. A statement released by Gaia Guard after the incident reads in part: “…The fact that we, in our hubris, hunted these aquatic entities almost to the brink of extinction should be a shame burned in our collective psyche, not something we celebrate in a capitalist sanctuary. These creatures have unique dialects, thoughts, customs, and a society that is in tune with its natural surroundings, in stark contrast with how our society of excessive waste, and consumerism strangles the Earth.”

The village has been without whalers since the incident. However, Councilman Bob Abramo hopes that his newly approved measure will be enough to lure a fresh group of reenactors to Lahaina. With a starting salary of $85,000, and an impressive benefits package, applications from around the world have been pouring in. “I’m sure we’ll see some new whalers in a few weeks,” says Abramo. When asked about security, Abramo says, “I doubt those plant eaters have the stamina to pull off another kidnapping.”

“Like most people, I hate historical reenactors. I mean who cares about who did what to who a long time ago. But whalers are different. I can’t imagine how exhilarating it must have been to chase down one of these living mountains of meat. Did you know that a typical humpback contains 12 tons of usable protein? That’s almost 15 tons of burger once you add fat to the blend. Renewable food resources has become all the rage, with people talking about eating things like slimy algae. Instead of focusing on making a sandwich out of that microscopic sludge, I think it’s time we think big, like whale big. We need to learn something from our forefathers. Whales can’t be farmed, so they’re always free range. Blubber is one of the most calorie rich foods on the planet, and potentially very versatile for those with an open mind. That’s not to mention the inner organs. Can you imagine the size of the haggis you could make? Who knows what other new culinary uses, adventurous future generations could come up with.

It’s popular to talk about how smart whales are, how they navigate the oceans, and how they sing, but a bunch of clicks and whistles doesn’t convince me of anything. My dad’s old car traveled a lot of miles too, and made all sorts of weird noises at the end, but nobody tried to save it when he sold it to the junkyard. Just like that old car, I think it’s time to scrap our thoughts about whales, and start recognizing them for what they are. Swimming meat lockers filled with almost unlimited sausage, stew, and cutlet potential.”

Lahaina Man Accused of Hijacking Boat Filled With Tourists and Harassing Whales

A group of tourists went on a whale watching tour they’ll never forget on Sunday, when their boat was hijacked by 39-year-old Gary Puniwale. Officials say Puniwale grew tired of waiting at dock after the boat’s captain suffered a medical emergency. After untying mooring lines, Puniwale slipped into the bridge, and took the boat out of Lahaina harbor and into Auau channel. There, the Lahaina man began a bizarre 40 minute whale watching tour that ended with Gary crashing the vessel in the harbor.

According to Crystal Sea Whale Watch, Captain Phil Haurau of the Aloha 2 suffered a seizure just minutes before the expected departure time of noon on Sunday. The crew acted quickly to reassure passengers, and get the Captain safely off the boat. While they were assisting paramedics, the tour boat began pulling away from the dock, piloted by Puniwale. They were unable to get onboard before the Aloha 2 left the harbor, and called authorities who were unable to immediately find the hijacked tour boat.

Soon after, police and Lahaina Harbor patrol began receiving calls from concerned tourists reporting that something was wrong with their tour guide, who was “talking nonsense” and harassing a humpback mother and calf. Patrol vessels were able to find the Aloha 2 with the help of callers. A slow-speed chase ensued, and officials were able to bring Gary into custody after he piloted the ship across several lines, and crashed into the breakwater. Nobody was hurt in the incident, although the boat will need extensive repairs. Police say Gary has a long history with law enforcement. In August, 2041 he was arrested for abusing the short lived Tel-it police tip line, leading to a swatting incident at the Abramo Chop House.

Despite what is being reporting this morning, Gary says he was just trying to help. He points out that the tour was already over 30 mins late when he took command of the Aloha 2, and says that instead of pressing charges; Crystal Sea should give him a job. “I just couldn’t sit there and listen to all the negativity about the delay. I knew people were going to have all their plans screwed up, and maybe miss lunch reservations. So, I did what I thought was right at the time. I took the boat out,” he said in a statement.

“Like most people who live in Lahaina, I’ve been on a bunch of whale watching tours, and they’re all basically the same. You go out in Auau channel, drive around talking about whales and making jokes. To be honest, I’m not all that knowledgeable about whale biology and life cycles, but people come to see the whales and take pictures, not listen to someone yammer on about them. I think I was doing a great job getting the boat in a position where the tourists could take a picture of the calf without the mother being in the way. It was kind of rough out there, and I was having trouble staying between the baby and the mother. I was working on a way to get the calf to follow us when all of a sudden, there’s patrol boats all over, and a drone following us. All the noise and yelling was disturbing the whales so I tried to move away, but they kept following. I told them that the tour wasn’t over yet, but they kept threatening me on the radio. I could tell it was making the tourists nervous so I headed back to harbor. I hit a few things on the way in, but I didn’t think this was that big of a deal. I’m sorry that people are mad, but I was just trying to help.”

Puniwale faces multiple felony charges including up to a year in jail, and a $25,000 fine for harassing the whales. “It’s just classic Gary,” says a harbor official. “If you’re in the market for someone to screw something up or make a bad decision, Gary Puniwale is your guy. Doing the wrong thing is like his superpower.”

Although many were shaken by the incident, sisters Makala and Madison Brunnet say the tour was the highlight of their vacation. “A few people were worried about the captain being sick, but most people were complaining about having to sit at the dock. I thought the tour might be cancelled, but then we started to move, and Captain Gary came over the intercom apologizing for the delay. Gary promised the most memorable whale watching tour ever. He did not disappoint,” says Makala.

“Almost immediately, it became apparent that Captain Gary had no idea what he was talking about. He said things like: whales never stop growing, and can reach several hundred feet in length when very old, they breed in the channel because the rocky bottom is the perfect place to lay their eggs, they can hold their breath for days at a time, that sort of thing. Most people thought it was a joke until we spotted the calf. Captain Gary said he was going to try and get the baby whale to imprint on the boat like a duckling, and make it follow us around. He asked if anyone had bread that they could throw in the water to lure the calf from the mother. People didn’t know what to do. Then the police and Coast Guard show up, and Gary drove back to harbor, crashing into everything on the way in. I never felt scared or in danger really, it was all so surreal. I’d never hire Captain Gary to pilot my boat, but I’d take every tour he ran.”