The “Tappers” and what to do if you meet them

Lots of groups had a hand in rebuilding Lahaina and turning parts of it into the paradise it is today after the Veils fractured. Not many of those groups survived. The “Tappers” not only survived the accident and the years of chaos immediately after, but they are still going strong. Woe be to anyone with bad intentions on the island when a fog springs out of nowhere and their tapping begins.

The Tappers were formed from an unlikely alliance of highschool kids on the big day itself. Legend says that it was a clerical error that brought them together. Even though the two events weren’t expected to bring in large crowds, the scheduling of the regional science fair on the same day as the all-island tap and dance competition was a mistake. We can all be thankful that sometimes mistakes happen.

Rachel Driscol was easily the smartest student in Lahaina, maybe in all of Hawaii. Driscol’s passion was acoustics. Her successful projects won her many awards and assured her acceptance to the college of her choice. Her mistakes were painful for anyone in earshot. Luckily for Rachel and her neighbors, she rarely made mistakes. Everyone knew that she’d get a PhD in 5 years and get a job in one of Veilcorp’s advanced divisions like her mom. She had brought her greatest invention yet to the fair that day, a wearable echolocation system.

Kaholo Mae on the other hand hated school. He maintained grades just good enough to keep him eligible for his true passion, the school’s dance troupe. Anyone who had the pleasure of watching Kaholo take a rhythm or beat inside of himself and express it perfectly through his movement and grace was lucky indeed. He loved tap above all else. His Bandy Twist was amazing. His Chug, divine. Everyone, including Mae, knew that he was not long for the island. He would soon be showing off his skills on the mainland. Winning this competition was just the next step in what was going to be a fabulous career on stage. Fate can be cruel but it can also be kind. Many of the kids there that day owed their survival to the fact that the pair were in the same hallway together when the accident happened.

Rachel didn’t know how bad it was going to be, but she knew immediately that the rumblings were not good. Something about the way the air became charged let her know that something terrible was about to happen. She told Kaholo and he sprang into action. Most of the students made it into the locker room when the explosions began. Nobody knows for sure what saved those huddled kids that day, but soon they weren’t just surviving, they were thriving.

The intelligence of the science fair kids was the perfect compliment to the physical endurance of the dance students. Rachel’s ingenuity and practicality the perfect pairing to Kaholo’s charisma and motivational skills. That’s not to say that luck didn’t play a part of course. It turned out that some of the chemicals used in the making of the dance kids’ outfits had amazing antimicrobial properties. Between those that didn’t make it and trunks of extra costumes for changes, there was enough clothing for everyone. The students didn’t suffer through the diseases that afflicted many during those first few years.

Despite all odds, the kids started to become a force on the island. It turned out that the survival skills you learn as a high school outcast were just as useful in some ways as those you’d learn in the military. Over the next 10 years the teenagers did what teenagers have done throughout history and soon their numbers swelled. In 20 years everyone started calling them the Tappers. The Night Walkers and anyone who threatened the group, or tried to take their gear, learned to fear them.

They are a secretive group who usually leave others alone. They rarely trade and you have to be born a Tapper, they don’t take new members from the outside. If you find yourself in Tapper territory you are safe as long you don’t take anything and you leave in a reasonably quick manner. The last place you want to be, is inside a building or in the forest with a pack full of Tapper food when their artificial fog rolls in. They have created a number of unique items and tactics over the years that you can use to identify them besides their sparkling clothing.

One of the most frequently used pieces of Tapper equipment is the [REDACTED] are all but impossible to find. These are one of the few items that they trade freely with others, although they appear to have an advanced [REDACTED] that they keep for themselves. They will often leave a food item out with one of these for a Night Marcher patrol. A few days later a group of Tappers with [REDACTED] clear the menace out and retrieve their Judas food.

The most common thing associated with the group, and the tactic for which they are named, is their specialized acoustic visualization system. Although they have never been recovered, it is theorized that the system is a smaller, more advanced version of Rachel’s science fair project. By tapping the ground with their shoes or nearby objects with a cane, a Tapper can “see” in complete darkness out to 60 feet. This ability works in thick fog or mist as well, and it is common for at least a couple Tappers in a group to carry some sort of fog making device. These machines can fill any space with a cloud of confusion in a few seconds. This ability to operate freely while others are blind make the Tappers feared adversaries. In some areas you can actually scare away a pack of bandits by just lightly knocking on a tree.

Deadly opponents and useful allies if left alone, the Tappers are one of the most important groups on the island. It’s best to mind your manners and take a “live and let live” attitude if you find yourself in Tapper territory.

This is not the cruise experience that I paid for

Dear Cruise Director Amy

My husband and I chose to take a Dutchess author cruise because of your long history of “elegance on the sea” and so we would be “treated like royalty.” Your themed cruises are famous within the romance author circle. What better place to get the creative juices flowing than a romantic trip on the sea. I can’t talk highly enough about our experience for the first few days of our vacation. Then that terrible Tuesday came and the world changed for all of us, but to my surprise the level of service and luxury I experienced on your ship didn’t. For almost three months you’ve kept the team together and most of us safe, happy, and productive. However, this past week has seen some drastic changes that I feel need to get addressed.

When we all met the day after the fracture we agreed to keep the cruise going. We had lost almost all communication with the outside world and what little news we got wasn’t good. You promised that if we all agreed we would keep on cruising “until the propellers fell off”. I’m not delusional. I know that things are probably pretty bad on the mainland. I’ve certainly not seen anything encouraging when we’ve pulled into ports along the way, but we made an agreement that day. We have been living up to our end of that agreement and we need you and your staff to live up to yours.

Let’s start with The Amazing Dan. I appreciate that he was the only entertainer to decide to stay on the boat, I really do. I’ve always been a big fan of magic and illusions, but let’s be honest. Dan was never really amazing. At best he was surprising, and even that has become a stretch after watching the same act over 20 times. I can appreciate how hard it must be for him. All of his doves have died and Mrs. Simpson’s boyfriend threw most of his props overboard when he discovered their affair, but there are plenty of seagulls on the deck every morning and the Simpson’s are no longer a concern. Dan needs inspiration and I need to be at least astounded again.

That brings me to the Simpson’s room. After the pirate attack and their loss, we were told that their suite would be put up for bid. It’s been twelve days Amy and the room is still empty. What are we waiting for? I know that I would love a room upgrade and I suspect I’m not alone. While we’re on the subject of empty promises, the projector in the movie theater is still broken and the casino hours remain limited. I understand that you can’t accept credit cards right now and that the ATMs aren’t working but my husband loves his blackjack. On the first day, we were told that you had over 10 years in the hospitality business. I’m sorry, I don’t see it, and more importantly, I don’t feel it.

While we’re talking about people not doing their job, I understand why the dessert bar was discontinued. I think it was a good idea actually. If you can’t keep something up to standards it’s best to end it. What I can’t wrap my head around is why on Earth you thought it was a good idea to end the midnight buffet. Even after all this time, I know the pantry is still very full, and I often don’t care for the daily entree item at dinner. I know I’m not the only one. I’ve come to count on filling up at the midnight buffet in such instances and removing this option for me is unacceptable. If chef Steve thinks he’s going to get a good tip for preparing merely three meals and a snack, he has another thing coming.

Speaking of things, something needs to be done about the thing in the sun deck pool. I understand why you are hesitant to expend the resources necessary to drain the pool. Feeding whatever it is has become a daily ritual for many of us. I’ve spent many hours myself tossing leftover dinner scraps in the murky water and watching it thrash and swirl as it fed, but it’s getting bigger. This morning I saw part of its greenish flank as it heaved itself out of the pool and took a pelican that was standing along the edge. I’m afraid the ship’s unofficial mascot might now pose a danger to anyone who has had a few too many in order to sit through another hour of Dan’s show.

There’s a lot of work to do but I’m confident you’ll live up to my expectations. I need to feel the love Amy. We’re ready to be pampered again.

Mary and Walt Riggins

Dr. Eric Oeming Awarded Nobel Prize

The 2030 Nobel Prize for physics has been awarded to Dr. Eric Oeming for his work on Unbiseptium (127) synthesis and containment.

Oeming’s work began 8-years-ago under auspices of the Next-generation power authority of the U.S. Department of Energy in Detroit, and has led to the revolutionary Gateway technology. According to a statement, he plans on donating the eight million kronor prize money to a number of science and educational charities.

The announcement is perhaps one of the most controversial in Nobel history with critics pointing to accusations of reckless practices, environmental damage and government collusion with the Veilcorp corporation. The company vigorously denies these claims, saying they follow all applicable laws and regulations and take environmental concerns very seriously.

Unbiseptium research was briefly banned in 2023 after an accidental release of the particles destroyed crops and led to the mass evacuation of thousands in Iowa. Many called for a permanent ban on the experimentation but Oeming continued study under the supervision of the U.S. government through Veilcorp.

In the past 4 years the company has shocked the world with its amazing Gateway technology which allows the instantaneous transport of goods and people across great distances. The U.S. government’s involvement has only increased since the first tungsten cube was transported a little over 2-years-ago. The GAO says that almost 8% of government contracts are now fulfilled by the company. Oeming has been at the helm of the company since its inception.

Dr. Oeming brought his newborn daughter Alohi on stage to help him accept the award. He said, “This award proves that science is ready for the reality of this technology even if some others in society aren’t. We must not let ourselves be slowed or pulled down by the weight of doubt and small-minded thinking. This technology will create a new world for my daughter and the generations to come. It is important to remember that we must crawl before we can walk. This is the dawn of a new age and this science is no longer in its infancy. I will continue to do my best to help mankind walk through the gateway of understanding.”