Congratulations! It has been determined that your company would be a suitable partner in Veil Ed’s exciting new project, the Write Board(™). This exciting new piece of technology is sure to change the game when it comes to distance learning and collaborative education. We can’t do it alone however, and would like to offer you a chance to show the world how committed you are to making it a better place. Please consider helping us to take education transdimensional!
Veil Ed, a subsidiary of Veilcorp, has one simple mandate, to make learning better through the use of gateway technology. The Write Board(™) has been designed to be the single most powerful sharing tool ever created. Mankind has spent over 5,000 years trying to perfect the written language. With your help, we can complete the task by the end of the year.
At this point you may be asking, “What makes the Write Board(™) different from other collaborative tools that claim to be similar?” Good question. It’s only different in the same way that traveling on muleback to the next town over is different than veiling across a continent.
According to our preliminary studies and extensive paid surveys, we’ve found that one of the biggest issues in education from our children’s perspective is trust. From the time they are born our children are being fed misinformation. Whether it be mammals leaving colorful eggs for discovery, to a wide range of supernatural beings who exchange gifts for agreeable behaviors or teeth, even the time honored “you can be anything you want to be when you grow up”, all of these lies can be confusing for a growing mind. We’ve found that they leave a simmering level of distrust in children and that’s just the lies at home.
We teach our kids about explorers who discovered distant lands that already had native populations, hundreds of years after other lesser known cultures built outposts there. We teach math and science concepts that are in constant revision, and even the dictionary has new words added every year. With the facts constantly changing it’s no wonder that our young people are so suspicious. That is where the Write Board(™) comes in.
Unlike the archaic white board designs offered by others, the Write Board(™) is an actual physical board that travels back and forth between individuals using our veil technology. Children can experience the original writings and fully appreciate each line and stroke of the pen as it was actually intended, not a computer generated facsimile. Your child can express their thoughts on the same board as an expert, in an authentic collaborative learning experience.
You might be asking, Is that really any better than what is available now? In short, the answer is a resounding Yes! You wouldn’t ask if listening to a symphony in person was any better than listening to one on your favorite music device would you? We think your child’s education is at least as important as a holiday concert. We believe that to truly understand the meaning of a written word or concept, you need to study it in its original form, not through a mechanical copying process .
Other shared board systems rely on having an internet connection, but not the Write Board(™). Don’t let your child’s mind be restrained by bandwidth problems. Reality never suffers from latency issues and neither does this technology. Our system works anywhere and everywhere. As long as the child is someplace in the real world, we can deliver a “best in the world” learning experience.
“This all sounds acceptable to me, but I’m not sure how I can help,” you might say. We got you covered. Our business and marketing team has already targeted you for this email so you must have something we want! We’ve already gone through all your publically available information and have a basic plan in mind. Simply respond, and we’ll get the ball rolling. After you’ve signed the initial agreements, we encourage you to fill out the detailed disclosure forms for our advanced partner program. Once we know every detail of your business, we’ll be better able to tell you how you can help and you’ll get your choice of premium branding spots.
“But what if the idea of smarter kids makes me uneasy?” you might ask. Don’t worry, you just need to focus on the tax deductible nature of our partnership. Veil Ed has a team of the finest accountants and tax lawyers ever assembled who are more than capable of maximizing the financial benefits of our partnership. Just because you never cared about children or their education before doesn’t mean you can’t purport to now. Please join us in this tax deductible education adventure.
The Write Board(™) is a game changer. Don’t get caught standing on the wrong side of the history taught to our children. Join Veil Ed and come in for the big win! Together we can take education transdimensional!
