At the request of program specialist Gary, and against my better judgment, I have been hard at work assessing the feasibility of a menehune domestication program for the Lahaina Merchants […]
The Menehune Domestication Program is a Misguided Failure
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Transcript: SSHAM Expansion Focus Group Session 7
Moderator: First, I’d like to thank you all for agreeing to be part of this special breakout session today. You four seemed to have the strongest opinions about SSHAM, SSHAM […]
Hit VNN Crime Show Under Fire From Privacy Groups and Mayor’s Office
The hugely popular VNN show, “Crime Time Lahaina” has come under fire from privacy advocates, and law enforcement this week, putting the future of the newly created program in jeopardy. […]
Lahaina Facing a Whaler Shortage
The Lahaina City Council says they are facing an emergency whaler shortage, and have voted to offer potential applicants a generous compensation package should they be willing to fill the […]
Lahaina Inventor Unveils Poi “Tasting” Technology
There is no food more synonymous with Hawaii and Hawaiian culture than poi. The smashed taro and water mixture is a staple at any Luau and your tutu’s table, but […]
Worldwide SSHAM Shortage Causes Panic In Lahaina
SSHAM fans across the globe are scrambling to stock up on the popular processed meat product as a strike threatens to cut a quarter of the world’s supply of salty […]
New Kokua Treatment Promises to get You Sick Ahead of Valentine’s Day
Lahaina’s Kokua Wellness Center is renowned for its lavish health and beauty treatments, as well as its exclusive clientele, but now a new offering is promising to make Kokua your […]
Arrest Made As Rescue Workers Continue To Remove Leis From Wildlife
An arrest was made today in a case that has thrown Lahaina in the national spotlight and left environmentalists shaking their heads. 43-year-old Gary Puniwale was taken into custody and […]
Lahaina Man Accused of Hijacking Boat Filled With Tourists and Harassing Whales
A group of tourists went on a whale watching tour they’ll never forget on Sunday, when their boat was hijacked by 39-year-old Gary Puniwale. Officials say Puniwale grew tired of […]
Tipline Shutdown After Swatting Incident, Local Man Arrested
The Lahaina Police Department have temporarily shutdown their ceremplant tipline, Tel-IT, only months after its launch. A second swatting incident, this time at the popular Abramo Chop House, has officials […]
