Since 1975, Suter, Stine, Burn & Partners (SSB&P) has developed a regional and national presence serving a diverse client base with advice and legal counsel. Since the fracturing of the […]
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Re: Infringement of Trademark Rights of Manimal Sports Drinks
Dear Lahaina Merchants Association We represent the owners of trademark registration no. 11948372 here and in dimension ∃3.81.654729. Widespread use of the Manimal trademark has been made, to the extent […]
Thank You for Your Threatening Letter!
Attention: Threatening lawyer people and their associates. Thank you so much for your threatening eviction notice attached to our doors on January 29th. We greatly regret that you chose to […]
SSB&P Investigation Finds Numerous Thriver Violations In Pu’u
Attention: Lahaina residents, property owners, and business operators. As many of you know, we are currently in the midst of litigation with the Lahaina Merchants Association (LMA) regarding their unauthorized […]
SSB&P Audit Discovers Numerous Kanaka Violations In The Mission
Attention: Lahaina residents and business owners. SSB&P’s case continues against the Lahaina Merchants Association (LMA) regarding the trademark infringement of the well-known Manimal brand, by the organization’s production and sale […]
Attention SSB&P Employees: I Don’t Think You’re Hungry Enough!
Hello SSB&P employees. As we approach Q3 together I wanted to give you an update on changes to the org chart, and share some of my concerns. In short, the […]
These Robocalls Need To Stop
Dear SSB&P management team, My interactions and dealings with your company began on May 9th. They were odd at first and have become increasingly unpleasant. If someone had told me […]
Suter, Stine, Burn & Partners Roadmap For the Future
Good Morninng SSB&P employees! I’d like to welcome everyone who decided to renew their commitment to our company yesterday during the turmoil. I’m in awe of your enthusiasm and dedication. […]
Civilization is ending but your job doesn’t have to
Good afternoon SSB&P employees. As I’m sure you’re aware the world is in upheaval. The veils of reality are in a state of flux, governments have been disbanding, and there […]
Legal Notice For Anyone Who Traveled Using Veilcorp Technology
Read This Notice Carefully. A Class Action Lawsuit May Affect Your Rights If you or a loved one traveled using Veilcorp technology anytime after May 10th, 2038 you might qualify […]